"Ass" ...Kitchen

So, in the end, what managed to awake this blog from lethargy was not a sudden burst of dedication, or the request of friends, or a renewed passion for hornhead, but, more trivially...

"El Culo".

That's right. Today is again the "Big Culo Day". El gran dìa de culo comiquero promoted by fellow spanish-speaking blogger Jotace. A special thank you goes to my friend Gloria for reminding me of this important event.

Without further ado, here are the images "backed" this year by F's kitchen (all rigourously belonging to DD-related characters, and all from female characters since this blogger is a straight guy). We start with the newest player in DD's current stories, Lady Bullseye (by Michael Lark):


Nice costume. Kudos to Marko Djurdjevic for having created it. Next, a piece from the virtuoso of comic book female buttocks, Alex Maleev, again with his Black Widow:


And last but not least, the recently "back-from-being-a-skrull" - and as accessoriated as ever - Elektra, showing off a gluteus maximus so solid that it almost appears to be made of marble (art from Dark Reign Elektra #5, by the ever formidable Clay Mann) as she finishes off her opponent:



That's all folks! Happy Big Culo Day to all!

DD - Dangerous Derrières

Hola! I'm proud to announce that this year, F's Kitchen participates to the great kermesse declared every year this time of the year by Spanish comic book blogger Jotace: the Big Culo Day!

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Which means, the Gran Day of Comic Book cu... no. the Great Dìa of Comic Book Ar.. hmm. no. The Big Ass of comique...
Aw, forget about it. Let us speak through images and asses, which are universal languages:

There are certain things you just can't go wrong with. One is Ed Benes drawing women's butts. Another is a good "framed between her legs" shot. And so, for starters, we have Daredevil's femme fatale par excellence:

I wouldn't want to be that ninja. Or maybe yes?
In any case, when you manage to take your eyes off such a fine example of Greek gluteus maximus, check out this Russian one, by Alex Maleev:

Black and explosive. Just the way I like it. I can't possibly imagine anything bett-


(...and the electric tape. All wrapped by it. Wow...)

That's all folks. Feliz Big Culo day to all! I hope you all survived through this entry ;) .

Daredevil's centrific feats #3 - "Never mind..."

From DD(II) #78:


F@#%, yeah.

(damn, I miss Bendis. I really do)

How many words would it take?

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F's Kitchen presents... the 'Nuff said month!

- What, 'Nuff said month? What's that?

- 'Nuff said!

- Maybe it has to do with the experiment of the same name Marvel did sometime in the year 2002, when they published comics without dialogue in them, Like DD #28 vol.2?

- 'Nuff said!

- So there isn't gonna be anything written in the blog entries for a month? Or will the text be reduced to_

- 'Nuff said!

- But what will be of the series of posts like DD's centrific feats, or Prepos_
*clocks the person asking in the head with a billy-club and keeps hitting him several times when he's down*
- 'Nuff. Said.