Lol-DD Noir

Word Baloon challange!

Christine at The Other Murdock Papers has launched a word baloon contest with panels ripped from Daredevil issues.
Obviously I couldn't back off from this, especially not when I have my old pal Lol-DD at my side :p.

So... here is my contribution:

The ambush.

A little identity crisis

(note: originally, this was to be posted two days ago, with a fake label saying "the adventures of lol-Fist")

For those who missed it...

...here's how F's Kitchen looked like yesterday:


(April fools :p)

Women. Can't Live Without Them...

As I told in the recap of the latest storyarc in my previous entry, Matt and Dakota's fugacious affair has been discovered by Milla's parents, thanks to the machinations of the Hand and to a private eye they hired to keep tabs (not to mention Matt's negligency in not properly closing the curtains of his bedroom windows when it would've been most opportune).

Be as it may, right after the deed, Matt was pretty tortured over the fact of having betrayed his wife (who, bears repeating, is currently in an insane asylum after having been driven crazy by one of Matt's enemies). Dakota tried to calm him down, in her own peculiar way:

So they temporarily resolve to try and forget about it and carry on with their lives. Until the Donovans show up at their office with the photos, that is.
At that point, it all became much more complicated to digest for the pretty private eye, who ran away without saying a word, leaving Matt and the others to try and figure out what to do. Here's what I would've said if I were Matt when, later, he tried to call her and got her answering machine:

(Disclaimer: the image below has been altered for the purpose of parody)

Hindsight is always 20/20...

"Looking" At Things.

This one would probably fit better as an entry to Christine's "Seeing Things" series (though probably for reasons different from the one I'm going to address), but anyway, the following is a detail from a preview page to the upcoming Wolverine: First Class issue, which is going to feature Daredevil and Elektra as guest stars:

Nice visual representation of Matt's radar sense there, but there's a considerable oddity right in that page. And no, I'm not referring to the abstruse combination of color and design of his sunglasses.

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...why on Earth is Matt tilting is head as if he was looking up in the first panel? He cannot "look" at anything, he's totally blind! There's no reason for him to do that.
As for how his radar sense can detect ninjas that way... I'm leaving that to someone else to comment :p

All of it is mine now!

Previously, in the adventures of Lol-DD...
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...and so it was when, one night, our hero burst into a typography office in Catalunya...

Lol-DD on a black Lamborghini

Meanwhile, at a bar in Hell's Kitchen...

(I'm being a little busy right now, so I've arranged with lol-DD to keep you company. Thanks to Alice for the inspiration on this one!)

He even neglected fastening his seatbelt...

The Issues of Brubaker's Run Christmas Carol

On the 1st issue of his run
Brubaker sent to me:

a Red-clad Vigilante

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On the 2nd issue of his run
Brubaker sent to me:

Foggy getting Stabbed
and a Red-clad Vigilante

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On the 8th issue of his run
Brubaker sent to me:

A new Matador
Foggy getting Stabbed
and a Red-clad Vigilante

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On the 14th issue of his run
Brubaker sent to me:

Melvin going Nuts
A new Matador
Foggy getting Stabbed
and a Red-clad Vigilante

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On the 18th issue of his run
Brubaker sent to me:

Mister Fear
Melvin going Nuts
A new Matador
Foggy getting Stabbed
and a Red-clad Vigilante

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On the 19th issue of his run
Brubaker sent to me:

Many Artists Drawing
Mister Fear
Melvin going Nuts
A new Matador
Foggy getting Stabbed
and a Red-clad Vigilante

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On the 21st issue of his run
Brubaker sent to me:

Ox and Wrecker Fighting
Many Artists Drawing
Mister Fear
Melvin going Nuts
A new Matador
Foggy getting Stabbed
and a Red-clad Vigilante

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On the 24th issue of his run
Brubaker sent to me:

Milla beyond Saving
Ox and Wrecker Fighting
Many Artists Drawing
Mister Fear
Melvin going Nuts
A new Matador
Foggy getting Stabbed
and a Red-clad Vigilante

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On the 28th issue of his run
Brubaker sent to me:

Crooked Feds Sniping
Milla beyond Saving
Ox and Wrecker Fighting
Many Artists Drawing
Mister Fear
Melvin going Nuts
A new Matador
Foggy getting Stabbed
and a Red-clad Vigilante

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On the 30th issue of his run
Brubaker sent to me:

Dakota and Matt #*%ing
Crooked Feds Sniping
Milla beyond Saving
Ox and Wrecker Fighting
Many Artists Drawing
Mister Fear
Melvin going Nuts
A new Matador
Foggy getting Stabbed
and a Red-clad Vigilante

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On the 31st issue of his run
Brubaker sent to me:

Master Izo Drinking
Dakota and Matt #*%ing
Crooked Feds Sniping
Milla beyond Saving
Ox and Wrecker Fighting
Many Artists Drawing
Mister Fear
Melvin going Nuts
A new Matador
Foggy getting Stabbed
and a Red-clad Vigilante

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On the 32nd issue of his run
Brubaker sent to me:

Lady Bullseye Kicking
Master Izo Drinking
Dakota and Matt #*%ing
Crooked Feds Sniping
Milla beyond Saving
Ox and Wrecker Fighting
Many Artists Drawing
Mister Fear
Melvin going Nuts
A new Matador
Foggy getting Stabbed
and a Red-clad Vigilante.


Happy Holidays from F's Kitchen!

Something totally random...

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So, beware.
:p

Speaking of the Devil...

Actual conversation between three DD fans in a chatroom:

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(Talking about the solicitations for Daredevil #116, mentioning Kingpin's "old enemies" returning)

[Francesco] maybe, whatshisname there
[Darediva] A good chance to invent someone new.
[Francesco] guy who looked like Maleev with yellow shades...
[Darediva] he's dead
[Francesco] oh yeah
[Francesco] he crushed his head like a watermelon
[Darediva] yep
[Francesco] forgot
[Francesco] poor fellow we've also forgot his name
[jumonji] lol
[Darediva] Sammy Silke
[Francesco] oh yeah
[Francesco] now, _that's_ gay
[Darediva] lol
[jumonji] I love you Bendisesque dialogue right there
[Francesco] you do?
[jumonji] yeah? you?
[Francesco] you love our Bendisesque dialogue?
[Darediva] lol
[jumonji] yeah, right there, above Sammy Silke
[Francesco] she loves our Bendisesque dialogue, heh.
[jumonji] right there in the dialogue
[Francesco] lol
[jumonji] I mean, it's BEndis, right?
[jumonji] yeah
[Darediva] yup
[jumonji] totally Bendis
[jumonji] that's what I'm saying

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